aquus:

yes i would like to sign up for AP napping

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wannajoke:

That Was Close


Dad’s don’t use emojis.

Why can’t I just sleep like a normal person?

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fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you

veganvibez:

goals

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phoenix-aflame:

mandikw:

not-enough-fandom:

professorfrogar:

toonskribblez:

jerryterry:

Man successfully grabs remote without knocking over cheetos, yet remains displeased.
(original gif [x])

This man lives in a world where everybody is in an infomercial. They all screw up simple daily tasks, but not him. Because of his incapability to be incapable, this man is bullied, ridiculed, and shunned by everyone around him. Yearning to fit in, he desperately tries to be clumsy but fails to cause a huge mess.

Until one day when he was confronted by a mugger. The mugger tried to stab him but continuously missed until they stabbed themself. He found his true calling and became a hero, stopping criminals everywhere by using their own  clumsiness against them.

INFOMERCIAL AU

OMG

"grace man"

une-chouette:

not-compatible:

you forgot this guy

Is this even real

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coluring:

I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live
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